Once upon a time
in a galaxy
far,far away
a merry band of musical warriors banded together to fight sobriety and reality with only faith, courage and chemical weapons to aid them.
Their noble struggle was to go down in legend as they unleashed their audiosonic arsenal of chaos on an unsuspecting world.
De LA, Mr.Jones and the Reverend collided in music. Their sub-atomic bass cores fused in a nuclear bang and quite a big puff of smoke. The Reverend achieved escape velocity and blazed to a far flung corner of the galaxy far, far away to set up the outpost colony of DIG with the indigenous life-form known only as El Presidente. De La and Mr. Jones (Thats MISTER to you!) built a spacecraft capable of unsteadying any planets orbit with disorientating funkiness and wild stage abandon. The ship D'booga left Earth with a motley crew of astronuts to explore the universe (everything outside Wales). An unforeseen deep bass incident caused the 2 intrepidly bald masters of sound to jump in an escape pod, the S.S Staedler and Waldorf. They crash landed on an uncharted research-satellite called Room 303 where they have undergone terrible experiments, probes too painful to describe! It is here that their captive electronic, beat laden cries for help can be heard, loud and clear resonating across the universe.
To hear the funkyass, rude-grooving torture of innocent musicians just click the pic of the last reported sighting of these 2 shadowy characters and be transported on a journey through rhyme and bass to the world of STAEDLER and WALDORF!
in a galaxy
far,far away
a merry band of musical warriors banded together to fight sobriety and reality with only faith, courage and chemical weapons to aid them.
Their noble struggle was to go down in legend as they unleashed their audiosonic arsenal of chaos on an unsuspecting world.
De LA, Mr.Jones and the Reverend collided in music. Their sub-atomic bass cores fused in a nuclear bang and quite a big puff of smoke. The Reverend achieved escape velocity and blazed to a far flung corner of the galaxy far, far away to set up the outpost colony of DIG with the indigenous life-form known only as El Presidente. De La and Mr. Jones (Thats MISTER to you!) built a spacecraft capable of unsteadying any planets orbit with disorientating funkiness and wild stage abandon. The ship D'booga left Earth with a motley crew of astronuts to explore the universe (everything outside Wales). An unforeseen deep bass incident caused the 2 intrepidly bald masters of sound to jump in an escape pod, the S.S Staedler and Waldorf. They crash landed on an uncharted research-satellite called Room 303 where they have undergone terrible experiments, probes too painful to describe! It is here that their captive electronic, beat laden cries for help can be heard, loud and clear resonating across the universe.
To hear the funkyass, rude-grooving torture of innocent musicians just click the pic of the last reported sighting of these 2 shadowy characters and be transported on a journey through rhyme and bass to the world of STAEDLER and WALDORF!
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